What does it mean to graduate from Cubicle Land?

I don't know what happened, but I looked around the Totally Tubular Tuesday AM Meeting and thought "WTF - who are all these people?" Have the cube walls been closing in? Dare I say that I have a bit of cube vision? In just a year, nay, three months there's been weeding out, moving up, or moving out. And all left are a few good soldiers.

Most have moved on. Bless their hearts. And the rest of us us, after hours of smiling and dialing, are at a crossroads. New kids...well, you'll soon figure it out.

But then there's always the promise of Office Status. Which, four solid walls and a door? Who knows what else could happen behind closed doors. Yes please. That way it's all about GTS (googling that shit) and perusing your daily YouTube clips, articles and blogs *ahem* in COMPLETE PRIVACY. We are all trying to disguise ourselves as functioning adults anyways...how our VP's family photo:

Yes. Fake stash. God I can't wait to have kids.