Does this look like the face of Salem Witch Trials 2010?

Of all the possibilities, opportunities, that an ID unlocks...my kid sister used mine to get books out at the library.  Which really impressed-slash-amazed me since it usually gets a lot of mileage on Thursday/Friday/Saturday nights.  Until this weekend, when a $19.00 late fee came addressed to me for "A Witch's Grimoire of Ancient Omens, Portents, Talismans, Amulets, and Charms."

Geez.  What blind-bat library lady let this ruh-tard take out three volumes of tarot reading and hexing from the shelves? What happened to book burning, conspiracy theory, and CIA showing up at your door for treason...or does that come with the 90-day late fee?

FYI: my sister and i look NOTHING alike.

Cuz imma totally put a spell on you.