Sparky. Work thy magic!

Dog.  Problem-solving.  Quick, easy solution to your insurance problems.  Great 30-second spot.  Going along with the 'so-easy-a-caveman-could-do-it' thing but with a man's best friend spin.  And dogs don't even have opposable thumbs!  Sheer genius.

Now.  What kinds of magic can good old Sparky work for a twenty-something, just above the poverty level and nicknamed Speedy Gonzalez?