DID YOU MISS THE MEMO?

Just got called into a meeting because my VP thinks that I've been "looking down".

Are you cereal????? I HAVE F***-ING MONO ya ding-dong.

Smile and dial and sell appointments - doing it, been doing, gonna keep doing it. Sorry that I cannot be Sarah Effing Sunshine with goddamn fucking rainbows coming out my ass at all other times. CUZ I FEEL LIKE THE SANDMAN HIMSELF DRAGGED ME THRU A FIELD OF DREAMSSSSSS. Ba-jeeeeezus.