HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - brofist!!!!!!
Right???? fkn right.
[special dedication. you know who you are.]
- Samuel Beckett -
|somehow, I manage|
|photo by: Adam Hunger/Reuters|
|uh....p.s. hot pocket.|
|Office of Personnel Management: Investigative Services|
Hahahaha ohhhhh. You mean the crackwhore who got me sh*t-faced for the first time ever (vom. everywhere in front of the dorm, then let that burn-out Shane rub my back while my face was in a trashcan full of shattered glass pointing up at me)?? You mean the very ho-bag who is the lynchpin of my freshman year debaucheries, and most subsequent debaucheries (in no particular order...Niagara Falls 2006, surprise visit 2007, Halloween 2008 and the epic bumble bee plane ride of shame, etc, etc...)??
Cuz not for nothing, I was very very well behaved otherwise. But there's always that one friend that brings out the best/worst in you...HA. That 'official & time-sensitive' FBI letter was just a fill-in-the-blank formality. She listed me as a reference, obvi.
"Now, my brother-in-law has a very level head. Never worries about this stuff or buys into any of that world-is-ending crap."Intrigued, we all kinda quieted. SuperBoots continued,
"Yeah and he was telling me how there must have been a UFO, either hidden or cloaked with some sort of invisibility shield. Cuz you know, those birds had crushed bones from impact of sorts. It must've been hovering and the flock of birds either passed out from radiation or flew into the craft unknown."...
Ne-Yo: I hereby now commission you to provide me a service...
>> find a website dedicated to Auto-Correct mishaps
if such a site exists not, create it
with a "what was sent vs. what was meant" column
me: ha i'm sure that exists
and that it's epic
Ne-Yo: DISCOVER IT
me: i'll do my darndest
Ne-Yo: I'm scouring
with no luck
Ne-Yo: you're more connected than I am
me: it's true. i've got a gift
Ne-Yo: I'm anxiously awaiting your results
me: give me 5 minutes
me: you're welcome: http://www.redpenbrigade.com/?cat=41
Ne-Yo: I didn't see a series of text messages lol
me: you didn't specify
Ne-Yo:yes I did!
auto correct mistakes!
me: bitches i'm ill.
Ahhh, got me reflecting. And planning...J-fizz: May 21 2011 End of world is coming. If you're still around then you were not save. Join the revolution. I am. HA.me: Wait. WTF.J-fizz: Seriously. It's all over the web. You better get down and dirty. You have five months.me: Watch me not get saved. Hard.
All employees will notice a small increase in federal tax
withholdings in their paychecks in 2011. Your first pay check that will be
affected by this is on January 14th.
Happy New Year!