Take this down.

And what did we learn in Cubicle Land today?  That there are only two ways to succeed in Corporate America. 

Better kiss ass or start kicking it.

Also.  By complete and arbitrary coincidence, the world is ending on May 25, 2011.  But today is 1.11.11 - and news sources everywhere say that there is absolutely NOTHING significant about this numeral/date phenomenon {J-woww threatened to make it memorable.  and she better mean some deep fried buff-chik wontons.  ham-less please.}.

Seriously though, this cannot be right.  Somebody get me Quasimodo-frodo up in here. Stat!

uh....p.s.  hot pocket.

 OM NOM NOMMMM