Bingo Fever.

Bingo fever is catching on like wild fire!  I've tried intervention like 8 times - Hankins definitely has a gambling problem.  Non-stop.  That fantasy foozeball.  But bingo is something that is totally okay.

AND HE WON $20 FROM THIS SCRATCH OFF!

Ice fruit, monkeys, seals...hotdogs, nacho cheese, no teeth...you don't even want to know the scene that J-fizz and I brave.  And still  no coin!  Try sitting next to some w.t. toothless fairy mowwing down a Zweigles sauced in cheez whiz...wearing Elmo Pajamas.  OOOOhhhh nooooo.  Hankins goes to see Abu Dhabi at the Qwik-E-Mart and thumbs his way to a 200% return on investment.


Realllll cool Hankins.  Ya jerk.  But hey, he's gonna let me try dip!  Sorry Dad all the cool kids do it.  Didn't you hear that the world is ending in 5 months anyways?