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Monday, January 3, 2011

blahblahblah-BIG BROTHER-blahblahblah-GIRD YOUR LOINS

Inbox:
All employees will notice a small increase in federal tax
withholdings in their paychecks in 2011. Your first pay check that will be
affected by this is on January 14th.

Happy New Year!

Verbatim.

Welp.  Could be worse.  We could be getting the email warning about the Hep A scare after Christmas communion...[see article].  Face it.  You know that the jerk who contaminated the holy watering hole probably only goes to church on Christmas and Easter.  Suckkkk.

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