NEW YORK – You're never too young to write a memoir.Sixteen-year-old Justin Bieber's book comes out in October. HarperCollins announced the pop star's memoir on Monday, saying "Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story" will reveal the teen sensation's "amazing journey to stardom."The book also will include previously unseen photos for "fans afflicted with Bieber fever." In a statement released by the publisher, Bieber says he is "excited to share just a little bit more of my world." [AP]
Insider scoopsss: the first chapter is dedicated to the footsie pajama fetish of J Biebs and his battle with chicken pox (and the sky high Bieber Fever of 102 that came with those awful pox). Is this going to be a color by number type booklet?
Some one please clarify what "excited to share just a little bit more of my world" means. You are 16 freaking years old. You don't even remember Fat Topenga! Probably weren't alive. Your balls haven't dropped and roasting mallows on a Friday night is the most exciting thing you've done lately. When you've mooned a cop, blown a line of coke or at least stopped breastfeeding and using training wheels, then please enlighten us with your cookie-cutter launch to stardom.
Allow me to ruin the ending: Lindsey Lohan = Justin Bieber in 7 years.
I'm waiting for my girl Leeny "Cheddar" Covs to start spinning the dead
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