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Monday, August 2, 2010

Baby...baby...baby...


NEW YORK – You're never too young to write a memoir.
Sixteen-year-old Justin Bieber's book comes out in October. HarperCollins announced the pop star's memoir on Monday, saying "Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story" will reveal the teen sensation's "amazing journey to stardom."
The book also will include previously unseen photos for "fans afflicted with Bieber fever."  In a statement released by the publisher, Bieber says he is "excited to share just a little bit more of my world." [AP]

Insider scoopsss: the first chapter is dedicated to the footsie pajama fetish of J Biebs and his battle with chicken pox (and the sky high Bieber Fever of 102 that came with those awful pox).  Is this going to be a color by number type booklet?

Some one please clarify what "excited to share just a little bit more of my world" means.  You are 16 freaking years old.  You don't even remember Fat Topenga!  Probably weren't alive.  Your balls haven't dropped and roasting mallows on a Friday night is the most exciting thing you've done lately.  When you've mooned a cop, blown a line of coke or at least stopped breastfeeding and using training wheels, then please enlighten us with your cookie-cutter launch to stardom.

Allow me to ruin the ending: Lindsey Lohan = Justin Bieber in 7 years.

I'm waiting for my girl Leeny "Cheddar" Covs to start spinning the dead baby Bieber jokes. 

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