Dating don'ts

Bring girlfriend to Astros game for a date - get nosebleed seats right in line for every foul ball. Night of happy endings? No Bo, it doesn't quite work that way. The foul ball nailed her harder than he did that night.

Pretty sure it goes: get inducted into NFL Hall of Fame = years of happy endings...at least for Cowboy's Michael Irvin who wore his prized yellow jacket to bed and while he was gettin' h___. Pro.