Calling all soccer moms! Rev7 gum doesn't stick to sidewalks or carpets!!! That's nice. Does the 7 indicate that even though it won't stick to shit, the gum still takes 7 years to digest?
Like, okay sometimes you have a late night out and meet some one and don't want to stank like alcohol so you chomp down on some gum. And then pass out with some gum in your mouth. And if some gum falls out of your mouth then FINE. I get it. Obviously nobody wants that awkward situation on top of the already-awkward situation.
Newsflash: I don't give a flying nunchuck what my gum sticks to because I'm not 5 years old and putting it in my hair or on my car seat.
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