BRB while i go jump out the window.

FWD: joes standing at his desk for half the day everyday now bc he just read an article that said sitting all day at work can slowly kill you

What article is this and what can we do to make it go away? Wonder what they recommend to remedy 'slowly destroying one's soul'.

Sitting at work keeps me from jumping out the window (get that running start). My goodness. Management finds out about this and they'll remove all of our chairs. Stay healthy, no sitting - you know, for lower health insurance rates and so Hankin is on his dialing game.

Boy, sit yourself down!

*thanks hanks for the fwd/pic