Wednesday, October 13, 2010

damnit steve jobs, you are such a buzz kill.

Today the US Patent and Trademark Office approved a patent Apple filed in 2008, which, get this, prevents users from sending or receiving “objectionable” text messages. The patent’s official title? “Text-based communication control for personal communication device” which actually doesn’t use the pretty ridiculous noun/verb “Sexting,” but come on, we all know what they mean. [TechCrunch]

Alright, G-babe. Put a sock in it. I know that the Stool already posted on the new Anti-Sexting phone features...and thank goodness.

And thank goodness I use Palm.

But it's my duty as a Googler and a blogger to make this shit viral. So all 13 readers, listen up.

Stool said it, kids are just gonna come up with code words. As if we don't use that already. You think we really play Monopoly on game night? Amateurs. Hot pockets, anyone?

Can Jobs get a clue. Like, yeah let's get all 'holier than thou' on the iPhone Apps but add a camera to the next generation model...AND THEN MAKE A COMMERCIAL HIGHLIGHTING THAT FEATURE. This day in age it's "give it to me now or don't give it to me at all"...see what I did there, cubies?

AWWWWW! Preciousssssss. The 'hey mom look what I made in class today' can turn into 'heyyyy mami. look what i got for ya.' this only if you want to gouge your eyes out with a pencil:

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