friday funk for fall.

omg...OMG IT'S FRIDAY. THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON. OLEGG'S NEW FALL BEATS (betty holla) SOMEBODY SPILLED MY COFFEE (*ahem* p'diddle...) SOMEBODY ELSE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD CHANGE MY BLOG NAME AND NO LONGER REFER TO MYSELF AS EL PREZ (g-babe) WENT TO JAVA'S AND HAD THE BESTTTT WARMED TURKEY SANDWICH EVER FOR LUNCH (NOW I'M RUINED...) TY-TY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING (literally) THE HAIKU CONTEST WAS GREAT (not.) BUT JAMIESON GOT EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (rock ittt).

Heads up: My lovely roommate A$HCA$H is visiting Tennessee for a little weekend getaway (vacation...what's that like)? She stepping up her single lady game for them rednecks. How bout this tail feather.

Speaking of life outside the cubes. The venture to Java's was highly successful. The natural lighting comes as a bit of a shock but the pumpkin spice coffee and cafe sammies eased us into real human interaction. Additional confidence built by casual wear because it's CASUAL FRIDAY. More like "be sure you are still presentable and professional" Friday. Which means no napping. But it's been brought to my attention that, in the world of EDU (pencil shavings. lunch money. book bags. justin bieber), they have casual Friday EVERY Friday. That must be nice. I like dedicating days...like National Coffee Day (Sept. 29 holla), and Ass Wednesdays (because it's good to know you're getting ass every wednesday - wtf). (((((complete parenthetic abuse today. deal with it)))))

Fellow twenty-something from my morning workout crew Candy Cane (makes her sound just like the girl next door. if i lived next to a brothel)...she is on the waning end of the twenty-something decade...is finding gray hairs. Gray effing hair...HELL NO. I get called MA'AM everywhere I go now...Dunkin Drive Thru, gas station, even at church...give me credit for not being a dried up hag and at least call me MISS.

I digress.

Somehow, despite the grays, Candy Cane blends into the high school crowd in the EDU World of her west side district. And last week when she told the students to go down the other stairs for trafficking purposes, and the 6th grade hot-trotting miss 'thang' told her NO, BITCH. To the point where Candy had to show Miss Thang her faculty pass and demand a little more respect.


What...no dropping students these days?

Fnck it. It's Friday.

[Betty bringin' it with more fresh beats - Kid Cudi's Maui Wowie vid featured above]