"A high-surf advisory was issued for the Jersey Shore"

Text received last night: "f*ck tropical storm nicole...yep, you pretty much shit on the whole east coast...and ruined my afternoon"

Snooki's not the only one who can tear it up on the East Coast. Like, you gotta hand it to me! But since some Jamaicans did in fact die from Tropical Storm Nicole, it really doesn't feel right to go any further with this...

Moving on to Betty's boppin' contribution:



Tell me you remember JT's sweet N'Sync curls, and then throwing some slang in that Cup O' Soup costume. Right???

How did he get so freaking fly.