Lookin Like a Fool with Yo' Pants on the Ground

Sports sex scandals are my bread and butter. Legit.

Tiger Woods gets clubbed for his adventures in sexting - turns out he's some kind of addict and spits words as dirty as Oscar the Grouch (seriously ladies, am i right? cat's got no game.).

Which is whatever. At this point you figure most of 'em are lying, cheating dogs. And at this point you figure most of 'em would get a clue that the only ones who get away with it are the one who keep dey hoes happy. Unless you're the victim of Duke's new token tramp with the PowerPoint.

J-fizz & MaDeets get major props for the tip on Favre's lack of tip - Deadspin spills the beans on the dead fish that's flopping around in #4's jock strap.

It screams, "I CAN ONLY HOLD THIS POSITION FOR TEN SECONDS BEFORE IT FALLS!**" - jf Like, obviously she is going to blow up your spot.

Not for nothing. But I don't see any hockey players getting those headlines.



**see my post on The FWG - more food for thought**