How hard do you not want to vote for this guy?

Ho-Lee-Cow. Crank your speakers and click on this guy's official link - he's running for governor. It just assaulted my eardrums.

He's endorsed by the American Mustache Institute (which is cool. but still, it's not vajazzle.)

McMillan, 64, said he’d received calls from the “Imus in the Morning” radio program and Oprah Winfrey’s radio show, among others, seeking interviews.

“If people had to vote tomorrow I would be the governor of the State of New York,” McMillan said. “I can’t wait to see what the polls look like.”

And asked if he backed gay marriage, McMillan quipped, “If you want to marry a shoe, I’ll marry you.” [Daily News]

He is seriously one ballsy brother. Bringing on all this noise (everyone can put away their political pitchforks now).

How hard do you not want to vote for him? Really hard. But I kind of really want to. It'll hurt so good.