Tammy Banovac, clad in undergarments and sitting in a wheelchair, failed to pass the Transportation Security Administration screening process Tuesday when security officers detected traces of nitrates on her wheelchair.
Shut up. Shut up! Watch her sit, turn head, sit more, observe her surroundings - nothing else.
Hahaha suck it TSA.
Thing is: Definitely thought she was holding a sweater or something? Nope! that is a nasty ass lap dog sitting on her bare body and licking it. Gross.
She wasn't allowed through the check point because traces of nitrate were found on her wheelchair. Scan that dust rag of a dog first.
But with a body like that, and a face lift that she paid a pretty penny for...do you think she really wants to melt it off? Unless you figure that her wheelchair is indicative of a long-term debilitation so that her sugar daddy she was lap dancing has done away with her. Then yeah, she definitely wants to make it rain.
Haha that little kid going through security with his mom. Ohhhhhh his poor mom.
And one more thing.
Report: Walmart Customer Attacks 100-Yr-Old Greeter
I blame the government. There is no way that anyone who has been alive for a CENTURY should be working. Never. Aging is my biggest fear, because when I'm some wrinkly, drooling, smelly old bat that's cane-ing my way over to check a customer's cart, I know I'm gonna get pushed over. And obviously I won't sustain the fall. This biddy is planning on going back to work tomorrow. Get her ass some workers' comp!
Why do they keep us locked up in cubes all day, calling out of state customers? Because in person, we youngins would bowl over every Rhonda/Rita/Shaneequa that ever answered the phone. Not age-ist, not sexist; just survival of the fittest.
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