Hankins: Kane-O, what are you doing for lunch bro?
Kane-O: I got things to do.
Hankins: What, like Christmas shopping?
Kane-O: No. Your mom called. Said she needed me to come over and help her with something.
Hankins: Yeah, Christmas wrapping.
Kane-O: ...empty pipes.
Dear Diligent Documentarian of Daily Departmental Doldrums and Disenchantment,
ReplyDeleteLong time reader, first time commenter. I enjoy your periodic publishing of panache-filled perspectives on pop culture and professional petulance. Keep up the good work.
-Sophomoric on State Street
PS - I think it's time you provided descriptive nomenclature on the common and rare archetypal personalities encountered in such daily office activity. Sort of like bud-light's "real men of genius" except for the corporate world.