Dear Santa, All I Want For Christmas is a Set of Tools.

Marky Mark & DanTheMan.

Yes, some tools.  So that I can do work on those spreadsheets (see what I did there?).  Mmmhmm!  And wtf.  Token black kid creepin in the background; them some shifty eyes.  I just want to see him in every picture now, like the Superman/Seinfeld phenomenon.

The Office email system shows nothing new, the file folders on my desk were left undisturbed.  Everything exactly where I left it.  Miss me?