Chalk it up for Tie Down Tuesday

mmmm.  oh sorry?  did you say something?

Happy Holidays from The Office.  Thank the Lord Baby Jesus and the Christmas Miracle that we aren't in retail.

First, decide what kind of day you're having...

EITHER:  a "Miracle" moment [we need to stop crying, and start sweating; we need to quit talking, and start walking]

OR: Asian trackster hates his life so hard and loses his marbles, makes others hate him harder [video courtesy Hanks]

...I LOVE THAT ASIAN KID SO HARD.  However.  True story - on the bus to the Jets game last week, I made them put on Miracle.  No contest, Herb Brooks and his Lake Placid boys get the job done.

Now, who is stealing Christmas?

EITHER:  mad cow Mariah Carey performing-slash-ruining-Christmas-classics in a mini skirt...preggo.  Dime piece or prime rib?  Hmm.

OR:  gerbal Jersey girl Snooki - climbing into the NYE ball in Times Square for it to drop.  Can I get an amen??  Gets her birthday sponsored by Lifestyles, and now she gets to jam out for the 2011 countdown in a bejazzled ball

...Snooki is baller.  Dumb as rocks but girl's got coin.  As for Mariah, fire the wardrobe specialist and photoshop yo'self away from the eggnog.


Not your bar crawl penthouse photoshop...

EITHER:

Un-wrapped Christmas Candies...sans spoon?

OR:

Un-wrapped Christmas Candies...con spoon??

...personal preference.  But I'm not trying to get any grubby keyboard paw prints on my M&Ms.  For example.  Hankins thinks he's too cool for the spoon.  But he picks his nose (no judge...okay.  lie - obvi I'm judging).  OM NOM NOM.  Go for the Reeses Bells.

BAM! and that's how it's done.  Now get your last minute shopping done on someecards.com.

XOXOXOXOX - mwwwwwwah!