Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, were busted by a TJ Maxx employee as they tucked away FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves in the creases under their breasts and across their bellies.
'These two were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was, underneath their, um, chest area, um, and their armpits and things of that nature.[Daily Mail UK]
Oklahoma is killin it today. Stripper at the airport. Fatties lifting goods in their rolls. Shut the front door. I don't know what you think about a pre-holiday detox but it's clearly overrated. In tough economic times like this, somebody give me a hand lifting this back fat. Mama needs a new pair of shoes.
Figure, what's the loss? I'm already up at 3am anyways.
And now, a WTF Ballad...hilarity ensue...
"Twas the night before Black Friday, and all through the store not a criminal was lurking. Not even a whore.
As the doors opened at 3am, two black fat chicks arrived to hide all the loot in their folds of sour cream and chives.
They made out like bandits between each fold the cop even found some 14k gold!
Their faces are now all over the news. Now dey singing the big fat blues."
Of course it was TJ Maxx...the midgets can't see over the counter.
**J-Fizz gets all the street creds for this post, to the maxx (TJ Maxx...)**
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