Chelsea Handler, I want your life.

Chelsea Handler, 50 Cent. Just friends.

There's a lot of speculation about this. This Handler-and-'Fitty thang.

Her Twitter reports: "I don't know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper".

Obviously. There are a million reasons why one should not date a rapper. Just Google 'Snoop Dog'.

Is it stupidity or naivity? They're not dating. They're f*&#-ing. The tabloids can get a grip now.

Midget sidekick and dark chocolate treat. Amen! I want that life. So hard.



... sorry dad, i should probably tell you that i'm now a jets fan too.