Right on KG!

While hosting the December 3 VH1 "Divas Salute the Troops" concert, the 50-year-old comedian took a jab at Palin, saying that the former "Dancing With the Stars" competitor "is the only contestant in the history of the show to actually gain weight ... She gained, like, 30 pounds a week. I swear to God, it was fantastic. She's like the white Precious." - Kathy Griffin.

Amen. I watched maybe 30 seconds of the "Salute the Troops" rerun on Sunday night, and happened to catch this gleaming moment in KG's career. That shit is hysterical. Sorry if Bristol was expecting a different sort of Hollywood Welcome Wagon. She only got into Dancing with the Stars because she's four years too old for 16-and-Pregnant.

KG was playing nice. Bristol's mother is the redneckin, deer hunting, Russia spotting Sarah Palin. She had a child out of wedlock and her baby daddy was featured in PlayGirl. And she's worried about a D-list star ripping on her double chins.

Celebrities aren't any fun if you don't get throw them under a bus once in a while. I'm not going to feel better about myself if I can't laugh about their saddle bags or see-through, skeletor, drug-induced anorexia.

These wannabe stars need to be more like Snooki. Holler. Bitch is a hot mess, flying her freak flags and taking all the heat. But she is sitting on million$ and million$. So laugh it up, chuckles...and get this. She's going to drop inside the NYE ball in Times Square. Crawl inside it like an effin hamster! Because she wasn't dropped enough as a child?

Bristol better be on par to be the next bearded lady.