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Thursday, December 9, 2010

Life outside The Office: Really? What's that like?

i digress...
HookerJones Real World Spotlight

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I was stopped behind a cop car on Monroe while 3 of them had a big black man at gunpoint.
Hahaha, a typical day consists of waking up to the sun shining in my sexcave (minus the sex). Watching a few talk shows. Gym. Dunkin for coffee. Breakfast. Naptime. Then more talk shows then maybe gym again or dinner time. And I've read a few books. Crazy. I'm on my way to my hair appointment then a drug test for my new job.

[later that day...]

And Jerry Springer is so good today. These midget girls are fighting over a skinny tall kid with an orange spray tan.

WHY THE HELL AM I MISSING THE FIGHTING MIDGETS????? So. Cruel.

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