While you were out.

Corkey.  You missed a lot this morning.  It's only 9:31am, and you've had three cavities filled...but while you were out:

The Phantom is allergic to kiwi.  Yes, kiwi.  No, he did not oversleep.  AND FACEBOOK IS UNBLOCKED! (Actually, it has been since last week...but I was holding out.)

Can the Barstool GTA voting begin?  Thank you.

And some excellent mid-week, morning news.  My inbox (from a secret admirer perhaps???):

hahahaha.

annnnnd...I'm the newest addition to the custodial staff.  Somebody get me my mop!