Welcome to the Real World

Well, kiddies. Congrats on hitting the books for four years. Now you have a piece of paper to prove that you are just as average as the next yahoo. It's your non-stop ticket to Cubicle Land.

But we've all been there. And are all rooting for you. Even former VP, Al Gore...

And because I'm pressed for time, please entertain yourselves, and celebrate your mediocrity: