Cruise Season Crash Diet

Ah. Cruise season. Corkey and Miz have purchased their couples tanning package. Nealon's all cut and throwing weights. The 9th and 10th floor gals are detoxing (pretty sure I heard someone crying in the women's bathroom during lunch...it's Free Pizza Wednesday at The Office...can you blame her?).

Online shopping for cute bathing suits, trying to focus on the leads you have to dial - the week has been a struggle. But overall, J-woww and I aren't really finding 'carb-less' cruise prep too demanding...

Rack of ribs. Cucumber/tomato salad. Baked beans (hey, they're legumes!)...

Carb-less Dinner at Dinosaur - $15
Walkie Talkies for the ship - $43
Money Spent on Daquiris - $200+
A Camera Full of Blacked Out Memories - priceless