Shipwrecked

There were 52 of us, mostly twenty-somethings. What happened on the cruise? You wouldn't believe me if I told you. But there is something to be said for international waters and having the Bermuda Triangle wreck your moral compass.

Since I have absolutely no business recounting details, I thought I'd brainstorm some taglines...

"Cruise 2010: If the ship's a-rockin, don't come a-knockin"

"Hey mon ya got a leaky nut"

"Meet me at Dazzle"

"Cruise 2010: Take a bite out of life"

"You know what? I'm not sorry - go ahead - cuff me!"

Let the rumors begin.

[photo compliments J-Fizz]