So the family dog, Lacy, got ahold of the leftovers because I forgot to put them in the fridge. And I had to shove Hydrogen Peroxide down her throat and expect to be sitting outside with her every half hour tonight. Great.
Once again Google comes to the rescue:
Thanks to the Animal Poison Control Center website...tomatoes, pasta, and chicken are non-toxic to animals. Although I don't know how well that peroxide is going to sit.
Whatever. She's eaten a poison rat bar, hyper-caffeinated chocolate covered coffee beans, been hit by a car and she is STILL alive. As in: all of my attempts to euthanize her have failed.
When does the beer can feature become a staple for my cubicle?
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