MONDAY FAIL

Third blog in one day. Nothing like having to wear kiddie gloves when I'm wheeling and dealing. Hmm. I'm just as effective as blind airline pilot (yeah. I said it. what now??).

And not for nothing but my horoscope said it'd be a 5-star day. Plus! I'm wearing polka dot underwear (and if New Year's Eve taught us anything, it's that polka dots are lucky...). Yet I'm being raked through the uninhabited plains of Montana. Half that population probably doesn't even know what Google is!!!!!!

Right now I'm very disenchanted with the notions of climbing the corporate ladder, springtime, and Justin Bieber.

Thus I bury my woes in my favorite youtube clip....
and all is right with the world.