bzzzt.

coffee. kava. cafe.

gotta take it easy with this shit.

otherwise.

please stay entertained...

And contemplate the irony of this message on body image:

Take a minute (actually, 2 minutes and 13 seconds)
to re-educate yourself on a piece of Hollywood film history...

Now, behold the crown jewel of the Middle East.
While war wages on its turf, the chefs toil in the kitchen.
Forget about the nukes...
Here is the Guiness winner...a giant effing platter of Hummus: