Ladies and gentleman, cloning is not something to be taken lightly. Especially if the clone, like our young Corkey (<-left), has been leading a perfectly normal life in New Hampshire for 24 years...perfectly clueless to this sick science fair experiment he was a part of.
Didn't his white-collared counterpart (right->) in Peoria IL know that, one day, Weaver would be calling on him for a new Peoria Chamber Video Program????? That he'd make the obvious connection to our dear Corkey? That Corkey's whole life would come crashing down after this reality bitch-slap?
Didn't he consider these implications when he was splicing his DNA?
Didn't his white-collared counterpart (right->) in Peoria IL know that, one day, Weaver would be calling on him for a new Peoria Chamber Video Program????? That he'd make the obvious connection to our dear Corkey? That Corkey's whole life would come crashing down after this reality bitch-slap?
Didn't he consider these implications when he was splicing his DNA?
Nothing quite throws you into a downward spiral of a quarter-life crisis like a sneak peak of your future self......................................Good God man, bro is packin! Just saddle up with some Cheez-its and call it quits.
In other Office News: The bird is still in the Atrium. And if you didn't receive HR's cry for help, then surely you've heard the bird's chirps for hunger. But, as HR advised, if you can corner the bird into a small area please call Julie R at x549 so she and her Raiderettes can distract it with their pom-poms and capture it. Seriously who was scattering crumbs on tables to lure the bird from the rafters? That's clearly not going to get you anywhere. And I'm totally over it.
**thanks Weave for the heads-up
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