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Monday, April 12, 2010

Talent Show Trauma - the dirt (and some dirty water)

Thus far it's been a mind-numbing Monday. I lost my voice. You tell me how I'm supposed to make dials and actually do my job.

Actually, this could be a twist of fate in my favor. My "baby-making voice", as Colby calls it, has the potential to sway the untrained, unexpecting males...give me some contractors to call!!!

Updates on the Talent Show as promised: Magpie and Paul, T-bag, The Schwenz, Jered, and the Production Boys rocked out the vocals/jams, Corey and his fiance ballroom dancing - they brought true talent. There was a blip of fashion show greatness (the blur of fabric lasted all of 12.4 seconds). And as for who stole the show...the good ol' boys shanked the stage with their interview parody of Management and hot young female. Nealon, Winegard, Coach Whitty, Kenneth, O'Neil, and Henry - out of your mindssss hysterical. Good show...on and off the stage [ah-hem]. For future reference, Hanks needs a bathroom escort at company outings and keep J-woww away from the stairwells. And children. As for all of The Office's functions, it was a trainwreck.

In other news...I'm published [fist pump]. Check me out on Dirty Water News - (go to "In This Issue"...Dirty Water Sports). Kinda really excited about this!!!!!!

**in regards to the DWS article: please note that I stand corrected...Nike is kicking itself in the ass after that commercial with Earl Woods' voice splicings. Morons.

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