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Monday, April 26, 2010

Future Fortunes

Congrats cube cronies. The future is bright! Your cube is just the incubator for your career path as a Corporate Executive...only ranked as the #2 most stressful job in America.

It's Right up there next to firefighter (you know, where people run into burning buildings on a regular basis).

It could be worse. You could be a suicide bomber...
...or a taxi driver (#3 most stressful job). At least Corporate Executives can look forward to free coffee and call forwarding.

Honestly though, if I can't win the lotto then I plan on making my million by collecting cans and bottles. Just like the Swede, Curt Degeman:Nothing screams success like a 'humble lifestyle' of begging my crazy-ass way through the streets of Sweden, filling up that shopping cart with plastic and glass refundables. But hey at least you get applauded for going GREEN.

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