Seal the Deal

Morning Meeting: The Close

Every presentation, pitch, proposition, etc. has a close. It's where you ask for the money; take the order. Badda-bing. Badda-boom.

Colby, cube 'bro' to the back of me, has recently rejoined the ranks of the single twenty-somethings (All bias aside, the only respectable twenty-something is, in fact, a single twenty-something.). Still getting acclimated, Colby's done his due-diligence to sharpen his lady-luring skills.

The afternoon meeting will be run by Colby. Enough of this "struggling twenty-something" nonsense...Colby will go over how to be a thriving twenty-something.

Afternoon meeting: Seal the Deal

It's tough to put yourself back out there. And since Kanola Oil, Weaver, Corkey, and Nick are tied-down...Colby's wealth of wisdom can be drawn from Nealon (who calls himself "Nealonator"...). Although he's found some solid reads, specifically Vice.com. And with tips like "Fuck a 5" and "The Dream Trick", can you really go wrong?

From solid pitch to smooth close, Colby will review these gems of knowledge in more detail. This information is crucial for dudes and chicks alike; ladies you need to know when you're being duped. And if you're like me, J-woww or Hanks, you won't be above being duped and mucking out. Please have your notebooks ready to take down some pertinent life skills.