The Office: Weekend Warriors

Let's not kid ourselves. We are working for the weekend (was 40 hours of being tethered to your Polycom phone really what you had in mind for post-grad plans?). Allow me to be your tour guide:

This Friday, why not start off with 5 or so martinis with J-Woww and Hanks at Lola's? Expect to be thrown out of each subsequent bar you visit.

Or perhaps kick off the weekend by taking a trip with Colby to a local college like Cortland or Geneseo for their alumni weekend (even though neither of you graduated from there, but at least you fit in with the 40-something frat boys reliving their good ol' days and scamming on freshmen).

Feel free to hop on the party limo with me and get your buzz going at a blinding 10am on Saturday morning. Happy wine-tasting for the 6 obliterating hours that follow...not to mention the added 100 beers and 8 bottles of champagne. And please don't forget to text Evan about which publication of the New American Bible you own...cause I sure didn't forget!

Otherwise, Nealon's house will be open to wanderers. Why not finish the 5-winery-round-about with some flip cup, beer pong, fence flailing (Tempio...), half-piping - the sucker punches are complimentary with the jungle juice fruit punch found in the red cooler.

Pauly C will cap off whatever dignity remains with a Bloody Mary on Sunday afternoon.

Monday morning, you sure look fine!