Calling the Bluff.

Today we learn about the real objection. Basically, when some one asks you a question, you may have to do some digging. Like when your manager says "Do you have plans tonight?", they really mean "Cancel your plans for tonight and stay late." Or if a miserable Office Manager tells you "Oh, the doctor will call you back," she really means, "Don't hold your breath, jackass."

Recognizing the real objection is also very relevant to every day life. For example, a twenty-something's, "Want to watch a movie?" is actually, "Get over here. I told my roommate to sleep somewhere else tonight."

In terms of homeland security, we can all sleep soundly thanks to CNN for their shout out on How To Spot An Illegal Immigrant. Please watch the following clip, pass on the tips to promote segregation and racial profiling. Keep your eye on Arizona's police chief, there's something fishy about that character:

So while we're spotting fakes...

Heidi Montag finally broke the news to her parents on "The Hills" season finale about her 10 plastic surgery procedures. Surely they were completely clueless.

Don't forget...

Jake Pevelka...the latest 'Bachelor'...who cried when he was voted off DWTS. Cried. After being booted from a dancing show. GOOD GOD MAN. You have no business being a dude, turn in your pilot's wings and grab your red high heels. See you for apple-tinis at happy hour.

And finally...

This packaging is just a cover for the kilo of cocaine you get for sending in three proofs of purchase (shipping not included).

Don't be duped. Stay on your A-game.