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Monday, April 5, 2010

Tiger Tales - Continued

YesYesYesYES!!!! everyone took an indefinite hiatus from cubing today to watch "Tiger - The Return". [streaming video has truly revolutionized my life]



The video on Associated Press

It's really great that Tiger agreed to host a press conference and field some pre-approved, non-invasive questions. After all it was the least he could do before his Master's debut. It's also really great that he was able to lean on his laurels, religion, and previous injuries...everything not pertaining to his steamy sex life.

Time to get real. Here's what the fans really want to know:

  • On your tours/engagements...do you prefer to start out on top or come from behind?
  • Tiger, it's great that you're stepping up your play - can we expect the same for your nerdy, white boy dirty-texting?
  • Tiger looks like you are a boob guy based on the chicks you've banged, are you still?**
  • Does the saying "Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes" mean anything to you?
  • Your ideal leisure time: spent at the Grand Tetons or Devils Butte?
  • Regarding Nike's tagline "Just Do It" - lifestyle or verbal command?

(there's no way Buddhism has an answer for that)

Sure there are a lot of people out there trying to respect his personal life and let him "play the game" - but fans are equally concerned with his delivery on the green and off the green. Sorry dude, you forfeited your rights to privacy.


**compliments of J-Fizz

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