Ha.
Although a fellow twenty-something, I'll be brutally honest here, Taylor had it coming. If you keep popping out ballads about teenage heartache it's gonnaaaa getttt oldddd. I haven't been able to relate to her songs since I was drawing hearts on my 6th grade science binder. Your teenage following wants the juicy stuff that Justin Bieber is spitting out with Ludacris. Quit pining for these pathetic losers, Tay, and rip some girl's pony tail out for stealing your man.
Sure it's refreshing that she is actually talented and not giving us a bad rap like Lindsey Lohan (where the heck has that crackwhore been anyways), but the girl needs a Big Mac and hickey. Seriously, will someone hook her up to a keg? Wait til she's felt the wrath of a one-night-stand that doesn't call her the next day. Listen to Lady Antebellum's "Need You Now"...now, that's the real stuff. Because life is not a fairy tale, it's getting back from the bar and realizing that your single, twenty-something apartment is lonely and in that moment of weakness you CAVE.
Tay-tay better saddle up for her quarter-life crisis and start appealing to her people - the twenty-somethings. Otherwise we're gonna start downloading Hannah Montana.
HOLD UP! Just found this:
MTV Shows
Okay, I stand corrected. There is hope for Taylor after all. Enough with that scrawny werewolf kid - Holy Shit she shoulda been ON THAT. Her publicist deserves a bonus and an electric scooter.
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