This is what we call an HR Nightmare.

Three things I never want to see in The Office: any sort of animal - especially cats; children under age 10; three week old lunch rotting in the communal fridge.

Bringing your puppy to the office is a BIG NO-NO.

Sorry little Miss Paris Fkn Hilton aka 'my-dad-was-in-the-parade', you're not in LA anymore. FYI...nobody wants to talk to you. FYI...since you brought the dog in, STILL nobody wants to talk to you. Not for nothing - it is a really really cute dog.

Screws loose.
Pack. Your. Shit.