Happy Birthday Lil Wayne!!! How bout that orange jumpsuit? Must suck to know that white lil Lindsey Lohan was released from her cell and is celebrating for you. Which is just asking for a 2009 VMA clash of the Taylor Swift/Kanye titans all over again - shots! shots! shot-shots!
In other news, Colby reports that the owner of Segway died on his Segway (ran it off a cliff). What's the adage...a slave to once's device? (literally) Just another testament to the product's safety/control features. And begs the question: why is J Biebs still around??