I was sitting with our sales guy Dave, and then my buddy Joe and his girlfriend. We're enjoying our drinks, and Dave starts telling everyone how he was shooting hoops and sinking em from 90/95 feet out. I'm thinking, 'right. here we go. typical salesman'. Without missing a beat, Joe's girlfriend goes, "Hey Dave - how big is your dick?" And we are all like, WHATTTTT?? She goes, "You heard me. How big is it?"
And Dave goes, "...why?"
Joe's girlfriend slams him, "Cuz I want to see how much you're exaggerating."
Amen sista.
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