Since the 60s, waistlines have been on the rise.
That's a shocker. At least we Americans know how to capitalize on this. Nothing brings a smile to my face like Biggest Loser...what are we on like season 28? And they're only getting bigger (season premier in my cube @ 12pm). In addition to the FUPA, it costs twice as much to be a fat chick than a fat dude.
As if clothes shopping wasn't depressing enough...and I'm at the gym every day. To which J-fizz just says, "wait til you get knocked up." Thanks J-fizz.