Let's Vajazzle!!

Kane-O got a hair cut yesterday (actual hair cut). The salon was advertising for this EXCITING NEW VAJAZZLE. My newest issue of Cosmopolitan was giving out the goods on 'gift wrapping' the goods...vajazzling is "To give the female 'yoo-hoo' a sparkly makeover with crystals so as to enhance their appearance".

It's all the rage these days. And apparently, The City is not going to be left off this bandwagon of aesthetically upgrading the goods.

We had J-woww call the salon to further inquire about this brand new procedure:

• What is the starting cost...is it dependent upon surface area?
• If, per se, one has allergies. What types of adhesive options are offered?
• Does the 'jazzle' come in a variety of colors/sizes?
• Let's talk mileage...how long does a 'jazzling' last? Is there a Delta Sonic sort of promise where you can get the job re-done if it gets dirty within the first 24-hrs?

All we got was "yeahhh...Sara handles that. she doesn't have any set prices. do you want to leave a number for her to call you?"

Ha. Handle. Refer to official vajazzling site for any further vajazzling questions: http://www.vajazzling.com/

Can I get a 'WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM'??