Shot-gun weddings gone wrong...why didn't they bring more PBR?

The former Texas Longhorn, Colt McCoy, is off the twenty-something singles list (sorry ladies). Not that he was really on the top of anyone's list. Tim Tebow on the other hand...mmm. Indeed.

So this is how Tim Tebow, even the mere mention of his straight-laced Christian name, jams up the McCoy reception:

"Gettin' sick and tired of folks gettin' fired up/Rubbin' shoulders with Tim Tebow."

What a solid way to tie the knot. Some hill billy hick banjo twanging and sweet melodious country verbage...and hearing the name "Tim Tebow" somehow made this situation worse? Clearly they ran out of PBR.