Since the pip-squeak is 10 and Anthony Bourdain is hearing-aid-status, it's time for a twenty-something to step in: Wait til his/her big ideas of becoming a neuro-whatever are crushed by freshman year biology. Give the kid some silly bandz or a nutty buddy...or a swirly before he/she commits social suicide. P.S. Czechoslovakia doesn't exist.
Likewise. Nobody likes an idiot...
Drunk Australian Survives After Attempting To Ride On Crocodile - A man who was drunk climbed into a crocodile enclosure in Australia and attempted to ride a 5-meter (16ft) long crocodile. The crocodile is named Fatso. He bit the 36-year-old man’s leg and tearing chunks of flesh from him as he tried to sit on the 800kg (1,800lbs.) saltwater crocodile. [Daily Telegraph]If Captain Hook and the Crocodile Dundee have taught us anything, it's that trying to ride a crocodile is a dumb effing idea. The mechanical bull at Daisy Dukes does not count. I do a lot of stupid things sometimes. J-woww does a lot of stupid things on a day-to-day basis. And Crook just says stupid things. But none of us are missing chunks of flesh. Maybe just a couple cuts/bruises from fence hopping? That's besides the point. P.S. The croc's name is Fatso.
[thanks NPR for the diggs]
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