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Monday, July 19, 2010

A Blogger's Review, and s.l.u.t.s

Here's some delicious twenty-something debauchery to sink your teeth into: http://worsthookups.com/...website suggestion courtesy of a 5am workout bro. A little juicier than Texts From Last Night.

I get giddy for hook-up horror stories, but I do NOT get giddy for other people's writing abilities. Hence my preference to Texts From Last Night, because something like "he had nun chucks." is a lot funnier than "...On this particular Thursday night, I managed to not get blackout for a change." Sorry. Cut to the chase. My ADD can't suffer through 80 lines of a third grader's babble. Which, you really can't blame the site you can only blame No Child Left Behind and GWBush. Hook-ups gone wrong are best shared in person. For the full effect.

Overall review of Worst Hookups: 7 stars...Great idea, love where you're going with this. Unfortunately the delivery is comparable to J. Bieber's first pitch at a Chicago Cubs game.

as for S.L.U.T...single. lady's. universal. tote. Via some weekend movie viewing, the S.L.U.T is the perfect companion for girls on the go. Complete with toothbrush, floss, cell charger, eye drops, listerene, and other 'necessities'. It's time somebody capitalized on this twenty-something stretch of life.

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