“I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.” [People.com]
Huh. You don't say. Maybe you should try talking less.
This just in via Corkey...we needed a Jersey Shore drinking game for Thursday's festivities. Of course he GTS...'googled that shit'. Drink if:
- Someone uses the word 'guido' or 'guidette'
- If anyone, especially Vinny, fist bumps
- If a guy has no shirt on
- If a girl is wearing a bikini top
- If Pauley talks about, uses hair gel or fixes his hair
- Mike refers to himself as 'The Situation'
- There is a fight (the one at the nightclub in episode 2 would have been a prime example)
- Someone talks about being 'classy' or describes someone else as 'not classy'
- Anyone wears Ed Hardy
Count down: 2 days. Fist pump! Oh yeah.
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