Contemplating Karma

Yesterday a few of us did lunch outdoors. Enjoying the lust of The City air, the rays of summer sun, and calm of the river. We found a picnic table.

And then a sign dropped from the sky. A bird pooped on J-woww mid submarine.

Hahahaha sucker!! Everyone says it's good luck.

So what does Everyone say about finding a dead bird on your rooftop porch? That better mean fountain of youth or the effing Midas Touch. Seriously. Wtf.